Friday, October 31, 2008

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Maradó: The choice of Don Rump

- Godfather Don Alfio waived.
- Another failure, holy Madonna - Don Rump growled Donna Gron, while listening to the latest CD from the pop diva, slapped her chin pachorrienta.
- Don coolies, we have to find another Technical Director for the National Team. Don Culio

said nothing. Why? Why do it? To confirm the was surrounded by people who stated the obvious without providing anything that could be decisive? Or is it considered better to be silent with their thoughts deep? Or maybe because his mouth was full of beer and peanuts?

From outside the building of the AFA, it was all a mystery. Thousands of believers and unbelievers, crowded in front of the building waiting for the news Viamonte street, the unique, necessary, indispensable Who would succeed Alfio Basile? Who would the team do not hesitate any more? Does Russo? "Gallego? "Bianchi? "Maradona? "Simeone? "Batista? Anxiously awaited national and international media revelation of the mystery, the opening of the seals with which it was holding Don Culio the unveiling of the story, awaiting the start to smoke blank windows of the offices of president of the Argentine Football Association.

suddenly happened ... White Smoke, "Habemus Técnicus ..." shouted the enraged mob, TV channels sent urgent novel horn pm farts and other programs that had at that time in the air and ordered the chain transmission of news that would change the whole Argentina, over other temitas as insecurity, Gay Pride and the fall in world markets. But no ... it was Don Culio had been smoking at the window looking out to catch some air, which had approached it with a glass of ice cubes.

had to wait until the news finally came to light: "Lo Russo and Gallego was not because they did not want a Russian or a Galician, wanted Argentina - we had a relative who has come after it ended the meeting - what Batista could not even be a champion of the Gold Medal in Beijing, and learned that it was because Don Culio wanted to have war with Chechen sister, Teresa Batista who was tired of war. Simeone out of the jar, so there. The choice was Bianchi and Diego Maradona. That should prevail

at the time of the election by the authorities of the AFA: Prime's extensive experience Diego leading clubs such as the late Mandiyú and Racing Clu by over 15 national and international titles in Vélez made by Bianchi and Boca? Take precedence knowledge of tactics and strategy of the former football player remembered for the knowledge of tactics and strategy of the former great Argentine striker? Take precedence Diego have been the world champion with Argentina as a player in 1986 over Charles, who never was? Take precedence not to mess with the Godfather Kilombo Diego next door asking? What prevailed?

The same source that gossip before, was blunt on the grounds of Don Rump: "Bianchi God has the cell, as demonstrated. But Diego is God. "

God will provide.

Monday, September 22, 2008

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Zakumi, the mascot of South Africa 2010

The leopard Zakumi, a cuddly toy with a green afro tinged emerald and Viamonte, was released today (or yesterday, depending when you can think merda read this) as the mascot of the World Cup South Africa 2010. There was a maslaga, but this was the pet.

Exclusive Roberto Giordano criticized the tone of the pet hair colored, stating that he had made a bath of light. Luz Casal, ofuscadísima, emphatically rejected the barber said, adding that the coiffeur, at least, "Think of me , although sources clarified stylists, not just his hair, but Giordano actually think he , or possibly in D minor sustained.

The Official Mascot, a leopard, was designed and produced exclusively in the host country, and get a name consisting of "Za" for South Africa and "kumi" translating into "ten" in many African languages. Recollect

Recoleta women with their pots Essen out into the streets to protest against the leopard.

" How a leopard? - asked Nicoll very outraged and Flowers in The boutique vegetables, grocery recognized the Santa Fe Avenue - How a leopard, a leocheto should be ... this would not happen with Cleto ... "

" Na veeer that - we said interrupting a dark girl - the cheats do not go for years, now the wave is to be dark, cumbia, emo flogger or anything but blogger, bloggers are all gay "

" We must learn from South Africa - said a Human Rights activist off the dark girl who tried to untangle your mp3 headphones that had been entangled in 7 of his 45 piercings - they came from the inhuman apartheid which was disbanded in the 90, matching the native rights and minority Afro-Caucasian, and thereafter, likewise, approved late 2005, marriage to same-sex. "

" That ... - we snapped Fer Mento, electrician (no c) tasista (driving a tasi), weightlifter (factory weight Ginásio no m pa), gas (gas in the trade that they say) and vocal alternate north wing and low wing foam bleach barra brava CLU Plei River, with cabernet-merlot beodísimo breath - to be everything from Boca to South Africa, if they are all black and all fucking (no s) "

" The World would have to perform here in the Vatican, will stands in the Plaza San Pedro, and pass of the wafer in our own Maracana, although ours will not rattle ... nah ... - argued Maledict XVI - ... and the proceeds will go every bit every bit to pay the attorney fees of Father Grassi, a fighter of topics not children, and student of continuous currents, ocean currents and El Niño Current "

" will cut back routes - Shouted to the tooth tended ruralista Alfredo De Angeli - the president has to understand that the 2010 World Cup should be in the field, Gualeguaychú more precisely, we will not allow abuses of the government ... more "

" AIG International lobby and try to make the World Cup again can be made in USA, for which he undertook sponson event - said the man with the bag, but the burlap bag was - yes, our socialist state will be the next host but may not play or Mexicans, or Afghans, who because we Mexican, because everyone knows that these Afghans are dogs "


El Mono Burgos and his cousin Johannes African Burgo, rally for a while, hoping the World Cup.

JB: - "You like Basile's team?"
MB: - "I'd like More hesitate no more "

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

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Almost Martyr

Alfredo De Angeli, rural "star" represents the city of Gualeguaychu, it "crashed" just.

"Every star has against " - expressed vehemently Juan Carlos Calabro to learn that the plane carrying the leader Agrarian Federation of Entre Rios town fell precisely against the floor. Perhaps with better luck than the late former c Flyway Formula 1 Elio De Angelis, the entrerriano saved his life. "God is clearly to the field and claims " - said a blinded ruralista.


littoral folklore says that both Eliot and Alfredo, were distant relatives, in fact, was an Italian Elio unlike Alfredo was Argentine, and of course ... there is an ocean of remoteness. When the employee of the local Civil Registry, scored the last name to Alfredo, he would have omitted the "s" final, very raw and just coprophagic " it is very ugly to eat stool ..." - Dr. Zinn told us Zen Thida, physician, speech therapist, acupuncturist, ventriloquist, kleptomaniac and adoring cult bubble Mumm .

fans and admirers of De Angeli massively came to the clinic Model of Parana, where it was derived from the top ruralista after unfortunate accident. Others came without VAT mind. "We can put more taxes to mind, that's another impositiv or subjugation."

" Thanks to Alfredo we vindication of our rights" - said one shareholder a pool of soy while playing in a rocking pool in a bar in the neighboring Clorinda Epule D'Meza, trying to convince a small rural if it was wise to pay 35% No 30% withholding, as well as it also suited him pay 35% instead of 40%. Pure logic logic logic.

also a model, such as Alfredo top, or near, who had also gone to the clinic model of Paraná, he said, after listening to the shareholder " Thanks Al Freddo fatter as 600 grams, I am re-fat, re- wrong, re-stressed ... "- after which he went to a kiosk to buy cigarettes, blond" Yes smoke only fair, co mo I ... "blacks do not like at all ... " After entering the receipt of the Model Clinic asked the secretary if the Clinic Model was also blonde.

A volunteer firefighter, an admirer of Ben Molar, with his dog "Fang", which was working incisively with the help passengers of the aircraft crashed, commented off the record that "... Alfredo is an independent kind, obedient, acquiescent , toothpick and now toothless ... " - while still collecting the teeth scattered on the surface of the runway, before it reaches the opportunist Mouse Pérez. Cleto

bull awarded were no negative votes in the Rural Society, much to his dismay, was despite the pharmacy, and something that looked overweight, and a campeonazo like him ..., ha ... no weight ..., or real ... or dollar or euro fuck ... how much or how much. And there, accidentally learned of the accident of her beloved Alfredo. "My God - Cleto lamented by Futurism, a new form of tourism - not anything to happen to Don Alfredo, our future mayor, deputy future, the future senator, future governor, future President ... Look if you are going something ..., San Alfredo would ... "

And while leveraging flown, and also landed a kleptomaniac, unlawfully appropriated the most famous of the teeth of rural misery. But while the police, gendarmerie and the intelligence service knew was that kleptomaniac who did nothing: the cle p t or even mania reigned in these payments.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

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Argentina - Brazil in Beijing

"The Argentines are going to see black ..." - commented the Pelela, seer, a native of Porto Alegre natural, spiritual healer, and swells circus contortionist official Brazilian batucada Beijing - "... Argentina cold breasts, riquelmedependientes, to see what they do against the five-time world, black is the will to see ... "

The Pelela was incredible. More than amazing, it was very believable, their predictions were correct answers. I refer to certain facts. So the delegation of Argentina took action on the matter. It also took a master Japan a bit of sake for them Saken tensions.

The Tata Brown before the Argentine players will fall asleep reading "Checha Teresa Batista, tired of war," the story of the daughter of Don Fulgencio Batista, a man who had no children and being an altar boy pulled away and Happy the Children Foundation. The Argentine players took strength and went out to play the game against the dreaded green-yellow combo. "We're going for gold ..."

already on the field, the fans in Brazil, the "twisted", was forced by the two Chinese who were guarding the stands to get straighter straighter. This was crucial, the Brazilian players did not know that happened to their fans, while the Chinese in general, almost every supermarket relatives Capital and Greater Buenos Aires, cheered the team definitely Blanquiceleste, in time (which had been removed with a protractor and a squadron of the holster also Blanquiceleste from school a alumnito) to "... go go, algentina, we're going to Ganal, this bullet kilombela, do not leave, do not stop alental ...."
"We reject the" bullet kilombela "- a state official said - the bullet train project goes ahead, and also in the middle and back" Xuxa

appeared on stage to encourage the Brazilian team at the cry of "let short people. " Without thinking about it, even Pininito Plus, short people came out to attack. 1 ... 2 ... 3 ...

"The Argentines are a pajaronas - Thiago commented Kaka, carioca soul, as he took Ron Aldino - no longer Pájaro Caniggia is that we lost the match in 90 of Italy's World, or the Bird Bell nor with Tanguito Zaguri Pajarito, or Teresa Calandria, or Cardinal Samore, or Alfredo Falcon, or the Creole Thrush saves this time ... speak too, enlarged, speak like a parrot "

" The Argentines are going to see black ... "- had said the puppet. And he was right: the final medal and the Nigerian African. Do not talk like the parrot, go for the gold.
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- Che, Vítorhugo, is not there more important things in the country than football?
- Do you think, John? What is?
- I do not know ... ask ... INDEC, withholdings, gay marriage, sex education, ...
Cromagnon trial - Do you think, John?
- And ... I think that yes, football cover significant things that happen in the country. That football serves to sell more newspapers and not go beyond that are truly important news. Just football. Enough to fill the minds of the Argentines with football. Enough of fanaticism. Enough of a good time ...
- Do you think, John?
- Sure ... Psss ... Che, Vitorhugo, what time we play with Nigeria. We must make them niggas shit fucking bad sunrise, we must make RECAGE, black gays starving, not you, not you, right? Blacks fucking. All black and all fucking. Ta
mother ... - Do you think, John? "You say that people of African descent in Nigeria are all gay? Well ... there are some pretty cute, I wish it were so.
- Mmmmm ... Ok, ok, well, well, dear, chaucito, we are, right?. "Piquito?
- Dale, John, beak, and see you on Saturday at home pa watch the game, right?.
- Dale, Toruguito, and submit to the divine will of Stephen, who met last week in Amerika, you do not know how nice it is the bastard. A dark-haired ... Ivory Coast, where you look beautiful ...