Saturday, November 29, 2008

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Of Popes, technology and HIV / AIDS

The pope, while watching a Sumo tournament between two Japanese for NomESPieN , channel Rome voyeur could see through the generous kindness of the decoder trout Emeritus Father brought the Ming and thorium after traffic in the area of \u200b\u200bEleven on his last visit to Argentina, he thought that technology was not anything good for mankind. No sah!
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Meanwhile, Benedict fernet took a little more than pure gold in a cup rather than pure, and speculations with sadness about the poverty of thousands of kids in the world did not have to eat, and after capturing a message from beyond, perhaps God's same; concluded that this and other misfortunes were basically guilt technology and concupiscientes heretics and fucking.
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hunted the TV remote control and made Utilísima zapping by to see how knitting rice and conjectures as well as possible, and then moved swiftly to Venus to see a movie of two chicoschinos visiting this planet, after which stripped her blessed nimbly Blackberry and sent him to black Berry, his African-American assistant, a sms saying in a Castilian well garcíamarquecino " Desile to Boser and then hoisted to declare q ls q use technology."
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zapping to Chronicle TV, where a journalist commented that "the Catholic priest Federico Lombardi, a spokesman for Pope Benedict XVI himself, appeared at a Vatican television program saying that the obsession with modern technologies, such as phone and internet, not leaving enough time for people, believers or not, engaged in spiritual work, and that if they do not believe that entering the Vatican web , "ending the reporter with" AND images. "
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After hearing the words of the papal spokesman, Cronica TV, accordingly, ordered to air images of the City of Buenos Aires in the rain, adding " missing 22 days to summer."
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Mauritius, looking casually news channel immediately, saying water is going, and it rained, he called on an urgent basis to legisladrones immediately to push for a new tax for using any type of technology pay and pay and pay, on the understanding that you know for sure that the people of the City of Buenos Aires perhaps a little scream, as always in his government, but generally defended on the street the demands of rural people, the interior, but not very hot if you apply a tax hike of shit, or they put special taxes have cell phone, or using credit cards or color fart.
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However, as TiembloG Look at a toad of production, had acsexo to messages that inercambiaban messenger between a notebook with wi-fi with another PC, both in the area of \u200b\u200bthe Plaza San Pedro, a cerquita Vatican, the other more well-nigh Monica and Caesar.


Cosita Linda said
- you say that we have no more Chati q?
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Habemus Pepa said
- E perqué?
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Linda Cosita said:
- y. .. daddy ... we are using technology
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Pepa said
- This is a divine message ...
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Cosita Linda said
- ... as you ...
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Habemus Pepa said
- ... Per Tutta humanity non for Chati stop us who are over the faithful.
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Cosita Linda said
- I'll have to terminate the Internet, is very expensive here in Argentina.
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Habemus Pepa said
- No! Do not do that, I got the share of alms from the faithful, or sell more candles ...
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Cosita Linda said
- I see how I do, we stay contact her ... Now I'm going to advise the Father Grassi is up to the tits and not good to transcend certain things that happen ...
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Habemus Pepa said
- Ma what, it was a transvestite? What he lacked ... Speak evil of abortion, technology, and transvestites fucking, of Kirchner's Drogón Maradona of transgenic soya, the fate of the faithful who worked in AFJP which will become public employees, there are a thousand things say.
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Cosita Linda said
- Ok, and the issue of December 1, the Day of the Fight against HIV / AIDS?
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Habemus Pepa said
- If you fuck and it's not for procreation, it Fuck, that empomen HIV, AIDS, Hepatitis B and C, gonorrhea, syphilis, gonorrhea and other infections Haig. That jo-dan.
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Cosita Linda said
- That, and no condom ...
. Habemus
Pepa said
- see for serving the technology ... to make condoms! That goes against God's requirements.
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Cosita Linda said
- Ok, I'll let you close the shop and I'm no butts and no pads ...
: Habemus
Pepa said
- O ká, do not forget the lube ...

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(Thor Edith Note: Look as TiemBlog not responsible for the accuracy of the protagonists or the terms reproduced in the above lines, not by who might have shown who pelotudeces / s is / are against the technology, and especially the subhuman in the name of God do not prevent the faithful, condemning many cases of unwanted pregnancies, or worse, sexually transmitted diseases, some of them still incurable).

If you're not afraid to comment on a blog, technology, think ...
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Ah ... and if you feel like having sex, you have the option to take care and look after the other / a.

Friday, October 31, 2008

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Maradó: The choice of Don Rump

- Godfather Don Alfio waived.
- Another failure, holy Madonna - Don Rump growled Donna Gron, while listening to the latest CD from the pop diva, slapped her chin pachorrienta.
- Don coolies, we have to find another Technical Director for the National Team. Don Culio

said nothing. Why? Why do it? To confirm the was surrounded by people who stated the obvious without providing anything that could be decisive? Or is it considered better to be silent with their thoughts deep? Or maybe because his mouth was full of beer and peanuts?

From outside the building of the AFA, it was all a mystery. Thousands of believers and unbelievers, crowded in front of the building waiting for the news Viamonte street, the unique, necessary, indispensable Who would succeed Alfio Basile? Who would the team do not hesitate any more? Does Russo? "Gallego? "Bianchi? "Maradona? "Simeone? "Batista? Anxiously awaited national and international media revelation of the mystery, the opening of the seals with which it was holding Don Culio the unveiling of the story, awaiting the start to smoke blank windows of the offices of president of the Argentine Football Association.

suddenly happened ... White Smoke, "Habemus Técnicus ..." shouted the enraged mob, TV channels sent urgent novel horn pm farts and other programs that had at that time in the air and ordered the chain transmission of news that would change the whole Argentina, over other temitas as insecurity, Gay Pride and the fall in world markets. But no ... it was Don Culio had been smoking at the window looking out to catch some air, which had approached it with a glass of ice cubes.

had to wait until the news finally came to light: "Lo Russo and Gallego was not because they did not want a Russian or a Galician, wanted Argentina - we had a relative who has come after it ended the meeting - what Batista could not even be a champion of the Gold Medal in Beijing, and learned that it was because Don Culio wanted to have war with Chechen sister, Teresa Batista who was tired of war. Simeone out of the jar, so there. The choice was Bianchi and Diego Maradona. That should prevail

at the time of the election by the authorities of the AFA: Prime's extensive experience Diego leading clubs such as the late Mandiyú and Racing Clu by over 15 national and international titles in Vélez made by Bianchi and Boca? Take precedence knowledge of tactics and strategy of the former football player remembered for the knowledge of tactics and strategy of the former great Argentine striker? Take precedence Diego have been the world champion with Argentina as a player in 1986 over Charles, who never was? Take precedence not to mess with the Godfather Kilombo Diego next door asking? What prevailed?

The same source that gossip before, was blunt on the grounds of Don Rump: "Bianchi God has the cell, as demonstrated. But Diego is God. "

God will provide.

Monday, September 22, 2008

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Zakumi, the mascot of South Africa 2010

The leopard Zakumi, a cuddly toy with a green afro tinged emerald and Viamonte, was released today (or yesterday, depending when you can think merda read this) as the mascot of the World Cup South Africa 2010. There was a maslaga, but this was the pet.

Exclusive Roberto Giordano criticized the tone of the pet hair colored, stating that he had made a bath of light. Luz Casal, ofuscadísima, emphatically rejected the barber said, adding that the coiffeur, at least, "Think of me , although sources clarified stylists, not just his hair, but Giordano actually think he , or possibly in D minor sustained.

The Official Mascot, a leopard, was designed and produced exclusively in the host country, and get a name consisting of "Za" for South Africa and "kumi" translating into "ten" in many African languages. Recollect

Recoleta women with their pots Essen out into the streets to protest against the leopard.

" How a leopard? - asked Nicoll very outraged and Flowers in The boutique vegetables, grocery recognized the Santa Fe Avenue - How a leopard, a leocheto should be ... this would not happen with Cleto ... "

" Na veeer that - we said interrupting a dark girl - the cheats do not go for years, now the wave is to be dark, cumbia, emo flogger or anything but blogger, bloggers are all gay "

" We must learn from South Africa - said a Human Rights activist off the dark girl who tried to untangle your mp3 headphones that had been entangled in 7 of his 45 piercings - they came from the inhuman apartheid which was disbanded in the 90, matching the native rights and minority Afro-Caucasian, and thereafter, likewise, approved late 2005, marriage to same-sex. "

" That ... - we snapped Fer Mento, electrician (no c) tasista (driving a tasi), weightlifter (factory weight Ginásio no m pa), gas (gas in the trade that they say) and vocal alternate north wing and low wing foam bleach barra brava CLU Plei River, with cabernet-merlot beodísimo breath - to be everything from Boca to South Africa, if they are all black and all fucking (no s) "

" The World would have to perform here in the Vatican, will stands in the Plaza San Pedro, and pass of the wafer in our own Maracana, although ours will not rattle ... nah ... - argued Maledict XVI - ... and the proceeds will go every bit every bit to pay the attorney fees of Father Grassi, a fighter of topics not children, and student of continuous currents, ocean currents and El Niño Current "

" will cut back routes - Shouted to the tooth tended ruralista Alfredo De Angeli - the president has to understand that the 2010 World Cup should be in the field, Gualeguaychú more precisely, we will not allow abuses of the government ... more "

" AIG International lobby and try to make the World Cup again can be made in USA, for which he undertook sponson event - said the man with the bag, but the burlap bag was - yes, our socialist state will be the next host but may not play or Mexicans, or Afghans, who because we Mexican, because everyone knows that these Afghans are dogs "


El Mono Burgos and his cousin Johannes African Burgo, rally for a while, hoping the World Cup.

JB: - "You like Basile's team?"
MB: - "I'd like More hesitate no more "

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

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Almost Martyr

Alfredo De Angeli, rural "star" represents the city of Gualeguaychu, it "crashed" just.

"Every star has against " - expressed vehemently Juan Carlos Calabro to learn that the plane carrying the leader Agrarian Federation of Entre Rios town fell precisely against the floor. Perhaps with better luck than the late former c Flyway Formula 1 Elio De Angelis, the entrerriano saved his life. "God is clearly to the field and claims " - said a blinded ruralista.


littoral folklore says that both Eliot and Alfredo, were distant relatives, in fact, was an Italian Elio unlike Alfredo was Argentine, and of course ... there is an ocean of remoteness. When the employee of the local Civil Registry, scored the last name to Alfredo, he would have omitted the "s" final, very raw and just coprophagic " it is very ugly to eat stool ..." - Dr. Zinn told us Zen Thida, physician, speech therapist, acupuncturist, ventriloquist, kleptomaniac and adoring cult bubble Mumm .

fans and admirers of De Angeli massively came to the clinic Model of Parana, where it was derived from the top ruralista after unfortunate accident. Others came without VAT mind. "We can put more taxes to mind, that's another impositiv or subjugation."

" Thanks to Alfredo we vindication of our rights" - said one shareholder a pool of soy while playing in a rocking pool in a bar in the neighboring Clorinda Epule D'Meza, trying to convince a small rural if it was wise to pay 35% No 30% withholding, as well as it also suited him pay 35% instead of 40%. Pure logic logic logic.

also a model, such as Alfredo top, or near, who had also gone to the clinic model of Paraná, he said, after listening to the shareholder " Thanks Al Freddo fatter as 600 grams, I am re-fat, re- wrong, re-stressed ... "- after which he went to a kiosk to buy cigarettes, blond" Yes smoke only fair, co mo I ... "blacks do not like at all ... " After entering the receipt of the Model Clinic asked the secretary if the Clinic Model was also blonde.

A volunteer firefighter, an admirer of Ben Molar, with his dog "Fang", which was working incisively with the help passengers of the aircraft crashed, commented off the record that "... Alfredo is an independent kind, obedient, acquiescent , toothpick and now toothless ... " - while still collecting the teeth scattered on the surface of the runway, before it reaches the opportunist Mouse Pérez. Cleto

bull awarded were no negative votes in the Rural Society, much to his dismay, was despite the pharmacy, and something that looked overweight, and a campeonazo like him ..., ha ... no weight ..., or real ... or dollar or euro fuck ... how much or how much. And there, accidentally learned of the accident of her beloved Alfredo. "My God - Cleto lamented by Futurism, a new form of tourism - not anything to happen to Don Alfredo, our future mayor, deputy future, the future senator, future governor, future President ... Look if you are going something ..., San Alfredo would ... "

And while leveraging flown, and also landed a kleptomaniac, unlawfully appropriated the most famous of the teeth of rural misery. But while the police, gendarmerie and the intelligence service knew was that kleptomaniac who did nothing: the cle p t or even mania reigned in these payments.