Thursday, December 17, 2009

Where To Get Morton Quick Salt

I know everything ...



For young people who believe know it all, an interesting thought:


A cocky student who was on a bus filled to capacity bothered to explain to an older man sitting next to him, because it is impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

- "You grew up in a different world, actually almost primitive," he said in a voice loud enough to hear about it.

- "The youth of today grew up with television, internet, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars ... We have ships with nuclear power and electric cars and hydrogen. Computers to process speed of light ... and more "

After a brief silence, the old man replied as follows:

-" You're right, son. We did not have those things when we were young ... so the invented !. Now, arrogant asshole, what are YOU doing for the next generation? " The applause was thunderous

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Why Do People Post Numbers As Their Status

The Pink Tomato Somontano commercial projection increases


Traditional Gardeners Association and Friends of the Huerta del Alto Aragon has met their expectations well production Rosa Tomato and sale in markets, as a distinctive product that aims to achieve food quality mark C "alial. In the course of six months, have received more than 3,000 accessions written, has become the Agri-Food Consortium Somontano , which includes fifteen companies of the sector, and have worked 140 establishments.
At the end of the campaign, the marketing of tomato rose in Somontano of 105,000 kilos has been an increase in ratio of 40 to 70 percent over usual figures , by opening new markets to introduce the product. Looking to 2010, estimates are 120,000 to 150,000 kilos of product that already enjoys recognized quality.
Data part of the balance of activities in recent months and were provided in the Gala Pink Tomato Order, on Saturday 5th December at the Congress Centre, attended by 350 people, including Jaime Facerías , chairman of the District of Somontano, town councilors and many farmers. The event brought
Antonio Cosculluela, Barbastro mayor and president of the Provincial Government; Roque Vicente, secretary general technical Environment, Government of Aragon and Javier Betorz, president of the Association. In the same table, sat Carlos Arroyo and David Ferrer, Chief Marketing Group, Training and Treatment Association; Elita Davies, Head of traditions and folklore, Amparo Llamazares, technical Agri-Food Technology Centre Government of Aragon and Stephen Andrew, Head of Administration.
promotion activities, attendance at events, accessions, agreements with companies about joint work of documentation required to get the C "alial and increased tomato production rose in the Somontano, reflect the work done in half a year. In his speech, Betorz was "satisfied that the objectives have been met but it is long distance and also demanding for this joint project.
So far," the initiative promotion and adherence has been reported but the fundamental purpose is economic, typical of those who undertake the venture, whose impact will be felt by achieving the mark C "alial." The effects of opening new markets and have been noted in the increased production and actions continue in the face of plantations in the spring with the announcement "surprising actions."
provided include planning meetings with different authorities to coordinate activities, programs and access to grants. In this line, is part of the study on "The characterization of Rosa Tomato Production" held in the Shire and Ceder Somontano through cooperation Agriturismo food and Feder Programs Pyrenees. So far in the process have been met "with the utmost rigor" the particulars required by the Government of Aragon through the Quality Committee, needed to grant C "alial in Tomato Rosa.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Making A Snowmobile Trailer Cover

Bieeen Don Carlos ..! Throw

Horacito consulted Rodriguez, who expectorated H1N1 right and left (to the side where they were Maurice and Gabriela).

- When deputies entered the Colo?
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- Colo ... 4 years ago ...
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- 4 years? Ja, and I knew it, and did nothing ... how many years you have to be the Gabriela as vice?
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- 4 also ...
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- Má yes ... the candidates for it, well ... ta
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Mauricio
after election day, met urgently to all his Cabinet,:

- Well guys, what I come to say is that for 5 minutes ... we are winning all white, and I'm running for President of the Nation.
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- Well, Don Carlos Saul ..., sorry ... well ...
Don Mauri.
- I got into members who needed to block bills that human rights defenders, so now all our gigs are ... bom, all legal ...
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- Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ...
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- Now it will be easier, privatize everything in installments, the truth is that we had not done until now by those who defend national sovereignty, things were brave and want to save our bowling ...
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- Car ... Well Don, Don Mauri, well ...
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Friday, June 12, 2009

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or vote? Uruguay

elections are approaching, on 28th June ...

Don Carlos Francis of the ins and outs, current City Council candidate for the party United Front Fair and Emerging Social Workers (WERE), reminded us that "at one time the politicians had ideas, but little did them, but people at least believed that they could do something, now or that. " Don Vicente Nario, the first council of the region, fighting the battle of Caseros, fighter of the Battle of Chacabuco and wrestler, added "Ideas do not kill, kill the assholes that want to do with ideas, to finish telling a juicy story" while drinking orange juice, one night we met with the three brothers Juan José Paso, and generate many ideas, when we went to a political meeting, we shouted Paso, Paso, Paso, has been the Step by Step, which was eventually modified by the new generations and political degeneration. "

Anyway ... Elections are coming and many of you, perhaps, not know to whom they will vote. So this post attempts desasnar asses, as unless I show I'm in a mistake.
therefore I decided to share a short questionnaire in order to know, Dear reader, how much do you know about the candidates of these elections on June 28, 2009?
The mini-survey is made on the basis of the first candidates for some of the lists of candidates for national deputies of the City of Buenos Aires Please answer honestly, and if you do not know what answer horn .. . do not make the tun tun, googling candidates named below and learn from wikipedia, or ask a friend a. .., do you think about it, I'm going to walk over teaching, or below, you piece of ignorant ( this to the hypothesis that Be the gross ignorance, if not resources, pa what do you do you charge?), and then read the conclusions:

Who are the candidates:
A) Civic and Social Agreement: 1. Prat Gay, 2. Enola Gay, 3. Bill Gay.
B) Project South: 1. Pino Solanas, 2. Solanas Punta 3. Pino Colbert.
C) Pro Republican Proposal: 1. Gabriela Michetti, 2. Machetti Gabriela, 3. Gabriela Acher.
D) Front for Victory: 1. Carlos Heller, 2. Charles Gelber, 3.Carlos Tevez.
E) Socialist Party: 1. Hector Polino, 2. Hector Paulino 3. Marcelo Polino.
F) Workers' Party: 1. Jorge Altamira, 2. George Altamura, 3. Jorge Altamirano.
G) Dialogue and the City: 1. Anibal Ibarra, 2. Aníbal Dazo, 3. Hannibal and bar.
H) Left Front ... and PTS-MAS: 1. Christian Castillo, 2. Christian Hall, 3. Christian Castro.
I) Self-determination and freedom: 1. Luis Zamora, 2. Luis Amora, 3. Luis Majul.
J) Party Mov Soc Workers: 1. Vilma Ripoll, 2. Vilma Palma 3. Wilma Flintstone.

Results: Most
1.: You are permanently updated with the political reality of his district. Most
2.: You must have some problems with understanding the macro reality. Most
3.: Nah, you should begin to stop using recreational substances. Mixed
1., 2. and 3.: Allow to mix, because the combo is terrible ...

- Some doubt between voting and launch.
- I already said once
- The public is renewed
- is true, and why hesitate
- If you do so at the ballot box or trash can
- Quack!

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Special Chow Mein Takeaway Calories

will complain about the obstacles Argentine

Uruguayan President Vázquez, according to Clarin, plans to take to Brasilia next week to address several points, to which he added at the last moment another complaint: the constraints will complain about Argentine exports of your country. These barriers would hurt, and want to take the debate within the Mercosur bloc.

- "Yes, Argentine barriers harm us" - said a press spokesman for Eastern, Korean mita mita Uruguay.

- "We have nothing to do - manifested in chorus and Pia Romero Marcela Baudracco of ATTTA (Association of Transvestites Transsexuals and Transgender Argentina) - and it seems to us which we call apartheid" through " is discriminatory and INADI-priate to call us as well.

- "The girls trans, transvestites, all we do is try to live with dignity as possible in a society that has us as outcasts, and which give us no chance to be called by our name gender, access to education and health in a dignified manner, and work also with dignity, no one takes a cross to work and many have to end up as prostitutes for a living - Yessi added, as he read the classifieds of daily. - In fact there are many job offers that say they are looking for people of both sexes, but none gives me ball. "

- "The transvestites all they do is corrupt the system of life, not the image to give our children - one parent commented while receiving back from the services provided by Kari Lina, wiping a carilina .- then will want to marry, as they claim to be the fucking same as normal pssss ... "

Who gave the note was Professor Erectus Yaturrectus, that was in the classroom to their students. Then said about the lack of understanding and discrimination of those who are prejudiced, intolerant and do not understand that everyone is equal before the law under our Constitution National.

Meanwhile from IN.SER.VIB.LE. (Intelligent Service Vibradoris Legalise) secret agency policy analysis, social analysis, economic analysis and urinalysis, suspect that the issue of hatred towards transvestites Argentina would have a double vision: not only would xenophobia also be breast-phobia.