Friday, December 19, 2008

Diagram Of Digital Camera Parts

Santa and Santa Closs

Libidinowsky When Noah met Lilith Closs, great grandmother of Lilith Carrio and Mariano Closs, never imagined he would have a famous son. Both engendered a monster, who was renowned throughout the world. He was also known for his detractors. Closs Libidinowsky

Noah (son) was a very spoiled little boy. His friends could never say his name either, so they called Noah L., and later, simply, Noel.

Noel was very gluttonous boy, at that time Dr. Cormillot was not well known and the child grew pulling a chubby.

- Obese - his friends called him
fashion - O kiss or caress - Noel answered them chewing a good salami and cheese sandwiches. NOEL

village grew into a very "friendly", more "catcher" that "a" in fact LAPLAND a kid and when he could, he lived quite FRI, Gordo was. She was a teenager he played club rugby for reindeer, but then ended up partnering Bears Club.

-young, began to comb gray hair. Yes, it was the local police station where he began to cut my hair and comb to the cops who were on duty and where he often spent his pirate arrested for asphalt, in fact, was a drug dealer Noel Toy. One day near Christmas Eve that year, Noel gave him the son of one of the cops a stroller. From that day, Papa Noel decided to appoint itself. Since then known as Papa Noel. Over time, the legend became Santa Claus, by that fatherly thing I had. Let's face it, it was not just paternal, was also liniers, barracks and town devotee.

When he spent a night in the Rose Garden of Palermo, years ago, something happened in the life of Noel.

- I'll be Santa Claus, but I believe in sexual diversity, I will also be Santa Closs, the transvestite spoiled for kids who want a maternal and paternal figure at a time!

since Santa Claus and Santa Closs travel gifts to the world's children in uterus, in reindeer.

What is your wish for Santa Claus, or Santa Closs?

Saturday, November 29, 2008

How To Get Full Screen On Pcdj

Of Popes, technology and HIV / AIDS

The pope, while watching a Sumo tournament between two Japanese for NomESPieN , channel Rome voyeur could see through the generous kindness of the decoder trout Emeritus Father brought the Ming and thorium after traffic in the area of \u200b\u200bEleven on his last visit to Argentina, he thought that technology was not anything good for mankind. No sah!
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Meanwhile, Benedict fernet took a little more than pure gold in a cup rather than pure, and speculations with sadness about the poverty of thousands of kids in the world did not have to eat, and after capturing a message from beyond, perhaps God's same; concluded that this and other misfortunes were basically guilt technology and concupiscientes heretics and fucking.
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hunted the TV remote control and made Utilísima zapping by to see how knitting rice and conjectures as well as possible, and then moved swiftly to Venus to see a movie of two chicoschinos visiting this planet, after which stripped her blessed nimbly Blackberry and sent him to black Berry, his African-American assistant, a sms saying in a Castilian well garcíamarquecino " Desile to Boser and then hoisted to declare q ls q use technology."
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zapping to Chronicle TV, where a journalist commented that "the Catholic priest Federico Lombardi, a spokesman for Pope Benedict XVI himself, appeared at a Vatican television program saying that the obsession with modern technologies, such as phone and internet, not leaving enough time for people, believers or not, engaged in spiritual work, and that if they do not believe that entering the Vatican web , "ending the reporter with" AND images. "
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After hearing the words of the papal spokesman, Cronica TV, accordingly, ordered to air images of the City of Buenos Aires in the rain, adding " missing 22 days to summer."
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Mauritius, looking casually news channel immediately, saying water is going, and it rained, he called on an urgent basis to legisladrones immediately to push for a new tax for using any type of technology pay and pay and pay, on the understanding that you know for sure that the people of the City of Buenos Aires perhaps a little scream, as always in his government, but generally defended on the street the demands of rural people, the interior, but not very hot if you apply a tax hike of shit, or they put special taxes have cell phone, or using credit cards or color fart.
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However, as TiembloG Look at a toad of production, had acsexo to messages that inercambiaban messenger between a notebook with wi-fi with another PC, both in the area of \u200b\u200bthe Plaza San Pedro, a cerquita Vatican, the other more well-nigh Monica and Caesar.


Cosita Linda said
- you say that we have no more Chati q?
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Habemus Pepa said
- E perqué?
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Linda Cosita said:
- y. .. daddy ... we are using technology
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Pepa said
- This is a divine message ...
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Cosita Linda said
- ... as you ...
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Habemus Pepa said
- ... Per Tutta humanity non for Chati stop us who are over the faithful.
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Cosita Linda said
- I'll have to terminate the Internet, is very expensive here in Argentina.
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Habemus Pepa said
- No! Do not do that, I got the share of alms from the faithful, or sell more candles ...
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Cosita Linda said
- I see how I do, we stay contact her ... Now I'm going to advise the Father Grassi is up to the tits and not good to transcend certain things that happen ...
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Habemus Pepa said
- Ma what, it was a transvestite? What he lacked ... Speak evil of abortion, technology, and transvestites fucking, of Kirchner's Drogón Maradona of transgenic soya, the fate of the faithful who worked in AFJP which will become public employees, there are a thousand things say.
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Cosita Linda said
- Ok, and the issue of December 1, the Day of the Fight against HIV / AIDS?
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Habemus Pepa said
- If you fuck and it's not for procreation, it Fuck, that empomen HIV, AIDS, Hepatitis B and C, gonorrhea, syphilis, gonorrhea and other infections Haig. That jo-dan.
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Cosita Linda said
- That, and no condom ...
. Habemus
Pepa said
- see for serving the technology ... to make condoms! That goes against God's requirements.
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Cosita Linda said
- Ok, I'll let you close the shop and I'm no butts and no pads ...
: Habemus
Pepa said
- O ká, do not forget the lube ...

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(Thor Edith Note: Look as TiemBlog not responsible for the accuracy of the protagonists or the terms reproduced in the above lines, not by who might have shown who pelotudeces / s is / are against the technology, and especially the subhuman in the name of God do not prevent the faithful, condemning many cases of unwanted pregnancies, or worse, sexually transmitted diseases, some of them still incurable).

If you're not afraid to comment on a blog, technology, think ...
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Ah ... and if you feel like having sex, you have the option to take care and look after the other / a.

Friday, October 31, 2008

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Maradó: The choice of Don Rump

- Godfather Don Alfio waived.
- Another failure, holy Madonna - Don Rump growled Donna Gron, while listening to the latest CD from the pop diva, slapped her chin pachorrienta.
- Don coolies, we have to find another Technical Director for the National Team. Don Culio

said nothing. Why? Why do it? To confirm the was surrounded by people who stated the obvious without providing anything that could be decisive? Or is it considered better to be silent with their thoughts deep? Or maybe because his mouth was full of beer and peanuts?

From outside the building of the AFA, it was all a mystery. Thousands of believers and unbelievers, crowded in front of the building waiting for the news Viamonte street, the unique, necessary, indispensable Who would succeed Alfio Basile? Who would the team do not hesitate any more? Does Russo? "Gallego? "Bianchi? "Maradona? "Simeone? "Batista? Anxiously awaited national and international media revelation of the mystery, the opening of the seals with which it was holding Don Culio the unveiling of the story, awaiting the start to smoke blank windows of the offices of president of the Argentine Football Association.

suddenly happened ... White Smoke, "Habemus Técnicus ..." shouted the enraged mob, TV channels sent urgent novel horn pm farts and other programs that had at that time in the air and ordered the chain transmission of news that would change the whole Argentina, over other temitas as insecurity, Gay Pride and the fall in world markets. But no ... it was Don Culio had been smoking at the window looking out to catch some air, which had approached it with a glass of ice cubes.

had to wait until the news finally came to light: "Lo Russo and Gallego was not because they did not want a Russian or a Galician, wanted Argentina - we had a relative who has come after it ended the meeting - what Batista could not even be a champion of the Gold Medal in Beijing, and learned that it was because Don Culio wanted to have war with Chechen sister, Teresa Batista who was tired of war. Simeone out of the jar, so there. The choice was Bianchi and Diego Maradona. That should prevail

at the time of the election by the authorities of the AFA: Prime's extensive experience Diego leading clubs such as the late Mandiyú and Racing Clu by over 15 national and international titles in Vélez made by Bianchi and Boca? Take precedence knowledge of tactics and strategy of the former football player remembered for the knowledge of tactics and strategy of the former great Argentine striker? Take precedence Diego have been the world champion with Argentina as a player in 1986 over Charles, who never was? Take precedence not to mess with the Godfather Kilombo Diego next door asking? What prevailed?

The same source that gossip before, was blunt on the grounds of Don Rump: "Bianchi God has the cell, as demonstrated. But Diego is God. "

God will provide.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Christmas Card Ideas For Couples

Zakumi, the mascot of South Africa 2010

The leopard Zakumi, a cuddly toy with a green afro tinged emerald and Viamonte, was released today (or yesterday, depending when you can think merda read this) as the mascot of the World Cup South Africa 2010. There was a maslaga, but this was the pet.

Exclusive Roberto Giordano criticized the tone of the pet hair colored, stating that he had made a bath of light. Luz Casal, ofuscadísima, emphatically rejected the barber said, adding that the coiffeur, at least, "Think of me , although sources clarified stylists, not just his hair, but Giordano actually think he , or possibly in D minor sustained.

The Official Mascot, a leopard, was designed and produced exclusively in the host country, and get a name consisting of "Za" for South Africa and "kumi" translating into "ten" in many African languages. Recollect

Recoleta women with their pots Essen out into the streets to protest against the leopard.

" How a leopard? - asked Nicoll very outraged and Flowers in The boutique vegetables, grocery recognized the Santa Fe Avenue - How a leopard, a leocheto should be ... this would not happen with Cleto ... "

" Na veeer that - we said interrupting a dark girl - the cheats do not go for years, now the wave is to be dark, cumbia, emo flogger or anything but blogger, bloggers are all gay "

" We must learn from South Africa - said a Human Rights activist off the dark girl who tried to untangle your mp3 headphones that had been entangled in 7 of his 45 piercings - they came from the inhuman apartheid which was disbanded in the 90, matching the native rights and minority Afro-Caucasian, and thereafter, likewise, approved late 2005, marriage to same-sex. "

" That ... - we snapped Fer Mento, electrician (no c) tasista (driving a tasi), weightlifter (factory weight Ginásio no m pa), gas (gas in the trade that they say) and vocal alternate north wing and low wing foam bleach barra brava CLU Plei River, with cabernet-merlot beodísimo breath - to be everything from Boca to South Africa, if they are all black and all fucking (no s) "

" The World would have to perform here in the Vatican, will stands in the Plaza San Pedro, and pass of the wafer in our own Maracana, although ours will not rattle ... nah ... - argued Maledict XVI - ... and the proceeds will go every bit every bit to pay the attorney fees of Father Grassi, a fighter of topics not children, and student of continuous currents, ocean currents and El Niño Current "

" will cut back routes - Shouted to the tooth tended ruralista Alfredo De Angeli - the president has to understand that the 2010 World Cup should be in the field, Gualeguaychú more precisely, we will not allow abuses of the government ... more "

" AIG International lobby and try to make the World Cup again can be made in USA, for which he undertook sponson event - said the man with the bag, but the burlap bag was - yes, our socialist state will be the next host but may not play or Mexicans, or Afghans, who because we Mexican, because everyone knows that these Afghans are dogs "


El Mono Burgos and his cousin Johannes African Burgo, rally for a while, hoping the World Cup.

JB: - "You like Basile's team?"
MB: - "I'd like More hesitate no more "

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Can I Use Buttermilk Pancake Mix For Aunt

Almost Martyr

Alfredo De Angeli, rural "star" represents the city of Gualeguaychu, it "crashed" just.

"Every star has against " - expressed vehemently Juan Carlos Calabro to learn that the plane carrying the leader Agrarian Federation of Entre Rios town fell precisely against the floor. Perhaps with better luck than the late former c Flyway Formula 1 Elio De Angelis, the entrerriano saved his life. "God is clearly to the field and claims " - said a blinded ruralista.


littoral folklore says that both Eliot and Alfredo, were distant relatives, in fact, was an Italian Elio unlike Alfredo was Argentine, and of course ... there is an ocean of remoteness. When the employee of the local Civil Registry, scored the last name to Alfredo, he would have omitted the "s" final, very raw and just coprophagic " it is very ugly to eat stool ..." - Dr. Zinn told us Zen Thida, physician, speech therapist, acupuncturist, ventriloquist, kleptomaniac and adoring cult bubble Mumm .

fans and admirers of De Angeli massively came to the clinic Model of Parana, where it was derived from the top ruralista after unfortunate accident. Others came without VAT mind. "We can put more taxes to mind, that's another impositiv or subjugation."

" Thanks to Alfredo we vindication of our rights" - said one shareholder a pool of soy while playing in a rocking pool in a bar in the neighboring Clorinda Epule D'Meza, trying to convince a small rural if it was wise to pay 35% No 30% withholding, as well as it also suited him pay 35% instead of 40%. Pure logic logic logic.

also a model, such as Alfredo top, or near, who had also gone to the clinic model of Paraná, he said, after listening to the shareholder " Thanks Al Freddo fatter as 600 grams, I am re-fat, re- wrong, re-stressed ... "- after which he went to a kiosk to buy cigarettes, blond" Yes smoke only fair, co mo I ... "blacks do not like at all ... " After entering the receipt of the Model Clinic asked the secretary if the Clinic Model was also blonde.

A volunteer firefighter, an admirer of Ben Molar, with his dog "Fang", which was working incisively with the help passengers of the aircraft crashed, commented off the record that "... Alfredo is an independent kind, obedient, acquiescent , toothpick and now toothless ... " - while still collecting the teeth scattered on the surface of the runway, before it reaches the opportunist Mouse Pérez. Cleto

bull awarded were no negative votes in the Rural Society, much to his dismay, was despite the pharmacy, and something that looked overweight, and a campeonazo like him ..., ha ... no weight ..., or real ... or dollar or euro fuck ... how much or how much. And there, accidentally learned of the accident of her beloved Alfredo. "My God - Cleto lamented by Futurism, a new form of tourism - not anything to happen to Don Alfredo, our future mayor, deputy future, the future senator, future governor, future President ... Look if you are going something ..., San Alfredo would ... "

And while leveraging flown, and also landed a kleptomaniac, unlawfully appropriated the most famous of the teeth of rural misery. But while the police, gendarmerie and the intelligence service knew was that kleptomaniac who did nothing: the cle p t or even mania reigned in these payments.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Color Chart For Jelly Bracelets

Argentina - Brazil in Beijing

"The Argentines are going to see black ..." - commented the Pelela, seer, a native of Porto Alegre natural, spiritual healer, and swells circus contortionist official Brazilian batucada Beijing - "... Argentina cold breasts, riquelmedependientes, to see what they do against the five-time world, black is the will to see ... "

The Pelela was incredible. More than amazing, it was very believable, their predictions were correct answers. I refer to certain facts. So the delegation of Argentina took action on the matter. It also took a master Japan a bit of sake for them Saken tensions.

The Tata Brown before the Argentine players will fall asleep reading "Checha Teresa Batista, tired of war," the story of the daughter of Don Fulgencio Batista, a man who had no children and being an altar boy pulled away and Happy the Children Foundation. The Argentine players took strength and went out to play the game against the dreaded green-yellow combo. "We're going for gold ..."

already on the field, the fans in Brazil, the "twisted", was forced by the two Chinese who were guarding the stands to get straighter straighter. This was crucial, the Brazilian players did not know that happened to their fans, while the Chinese in general, almost every supermarket relatives Capital and Greater Buenos Aires, cheered the team definitely Blanquiceleste, in time (which had been removed with a protractor and a squadron of the holster also Blanquiceleste from school a alumnito) to "... go go, algentina, we're going to Ganal, this bullet kilombela, do not leave, do not stop alental ...."
"We reject the" bullet kilombela "- a state official said - the bullet train project goes ahead, and also in the middle and back" Xuxa

appeared on stage to encourage the Brazilian team at the cry of "let short people. " Without thinking about it, even Pininito Plus, short people came out to attack. 1 ... 2 ... 3 ...

"The Argentines are a pajaronas - Thiago commented Kaka, carioca soul, as he took Ron Aldino - no longer Pájaro Caniggia is that we lost the match in 90 of Italy's World, or the Bird Bell nor with Tanguito Zaguri Pajarito, or Teresa Calandria, or Cardinal Samore, or Alfredo Falcon, or the Creole Thrush saves this time ... speak too, enlarged, speak like a parrot "

" The Argentines are going to see black ... "- had said the puppet. And he was right: the final medal and the Nigerian African. Do not talk like the parrot, go for the gold.
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- Che, Vítorhugo, is not there more important things in the country than football?
- Do you think, John? What is?
- I do not know ... ask ... INDEC, withholdings, gay marriage, sex education, ...
Cromagnon trial - Do you think, John?
- And ... I think that yes, football cover significant things that happen in the country. That football serves to sell more newspapers and not go beyond that are truly important news. Just football. Enough to fill the minds of the Argentines with football. Enough of fanaticism. Enough of a good time ...
- Do you think, John?
- Sure ... Psss ... Che, Vitorhugo, what time we play with Nigeria. We must make them niggas shit fucking bad sunrise, we must make RECAGE, black gays starving, not you, not you, right? Blacks fucking. All black and all fucking. Ta
mother ... - Do you think, John? "You say that people of African descent in Nigeria are all gay? Well ... there are some pretty cute, I wish it were so.
- Mmmmm ... Ok, ok, well, well, dear, chaucito, we are, right?. "Piquito?
- Dale, John, beak, and see you on Saturday at home pa watch the game, right?.
- Dale, Toruguito, and submit to the divine will of Stephen, who met last week in Amerika, you do not know how nice it is the bastard. A dark-haired ... Ivory Coast, where you look beautiful ...

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Computer Memory Chart Program

Skating for a Dream ...

Years ago, jazz guitarist Pat Metheny and the survivor of the tragedy of the Andes, Nando Parrado, were found by chance in a restaurant package, so package ... you story pa ... . They became friends to the point of forming a society to achieve their dreams of time.


Pat and Nando, this time, enojadísimos, beside himself, the and re, said they would initiate legal action against television producer who would utilize in their names . " Thus, - said press spokesman Pat and Nando - Pat and Nando joined by his dreams, and now we learn that a producer with Ideas del Sur, would be putting together a television show shortly and would is called Pat and Nando for a dream, no sah, not going to allow . "


Meanwhile, Skating for a Dream, is preparing for its debut this August. Look like TiemBloG, exclusively, tells how they are preparing some new participants:
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- Julio Cobos took a gamble to participate with such Christy, a dreamer of Santa Cruz. He has faith to reach the final, although the dreamer does not know if eventually win, because she knows her vote is not positive. Known to the jury and history will judge.
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- Mirtha Legrand also skate with his dreamy, Alfredo de Angeli, who dreams of the possibility of being elected to any office in the 2009 elections, but Mirtha challenging him all the time " So I do not ... and no ... there ... no profile! I do not like ... "

- Luis Majul chose as his partner Lilith Carrió dreamer to skate. Although she said she was his partner, but rather its Ducato. While skating, Luis will ask jodidísimas, committed and now about what you awake to Lilith, who is to have the shape of a rosary but Lufrano.

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- Ariel Ortega had no luck, played dance with the ugliest, who dreams out of the court.

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- Roberto Porretti also skate for something you lose sleep, return to the quartermaster of Pinamar, you have faith as they already lost their fear of the cameras, his dreamy Sonia Dora is a real cheerleader.

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- Ratzzinger also agreed to come to skate, it will replace the Father Grassi, momentarily unable to attend, since he was in training with the new post-graduate and post-garden-of-the infants Jorge Corsi and his shoe's boys, Benedict will make the dream that will not be more true of Catholicism to other religions, because that will cause millions in losses to the Vatican.

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- El Coco Basile is the couch of Juan Roman Riquelme, who will dance with a dreamer of another country; Coco try to Juan Roman wakes from sleep that gives viewers every time they see Argentina play Riquelme captained selection. Ai is swell, you must use the Saviola and do not say bird of ill omen, I do not know how fast time playing, but to sleep and Buonanotte. While not bad, I ssimpatiza ...

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- Gabriela Michetti dream slip by Mauricio Macri, who already has been practiced since long ago, his dream is to win everything this, for he thinks to win, especially now that enabled, even in spite and their employees, a red zone near the Lawn transvestites Palermo tennis, knowing that perhaps the jury is Florence V. "If I win the Skating , vowed to come back to say they will not raise taxes then will add to " - have told exclusively to Jorge Rial.

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- Finally, it emerged that also skid Charly García, with his dreamy Pepa
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While decide who will be the members of the jury, is completing the grid (which would skate with Pepe Grillo) of participants in the Skating for a Dream.

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Who is missing?

Saturday, July 12, 2008

What Does It Mean When You Have Tooth Pain

Expocarpa - Camping Congress Plaza

Serapio del Campo, a regular student of the Institute Sowing Sisters of the Miraculous, did not care a fig for the teacher to exercise, perhaps illegally, retention, the two test soybeans. With his girlfriend, dancer and cheerleader, put together a cheerleading, and went to the nearest point, the Congress Plaza.

Upon arrival, they found no place. Tents pro-withholdings (but not the PRO), anti-withholdings, and other all-you-see-with-anything-not-even-with-the-withholdings, which unfolded Exposure:

Ford Argentina has set up two tents, to get along with everyone: carp K, which promoted the new Ford Ka, with more space for men, pro Cristina, and the tent party, with the introduction of the new Ford Fiesta Rural, for the whole family, from rural, peasants and rural workers need no such luxury.

carp also appeared Fan of former Formula One racer, Nelson Piquet, picketing, which, however, prevented access to it with a picket at the doors of tent. Who could, even so, enter the tent, received a eye sting IRAM norms, standards and rules Karadajián Aleandro and Pons, who supervised everything.

Racing Clu The tent was one of the best, because, despite the criticisms, was first.

While in the tent handing out pamphlets explaining macrismo because the jumbo clearly are not at all silly to claim the benefit of the field instead of claiming tax rate hikes by the locals, Quebracho set up a tent where distributed stones , tiles, sticks, knives and Molotov cocktails.

Two boys with hands in pockets, in their own pockets, while chub were also looked embellished with a boy and a girl who looked Expocarpa.

Benedicta carp was installed in the richest area of \u200b\u200bthe Plaza, a place of the host, asking the faithful to pray for peace, and the infidels to confess or go to hell with Copernicus fucking, transvestites and other heretics.

Next, set up his tent next Lilita Luis Majul, who interviewed with his sharp questions: "Lilith, do you think that Cristina and Nestor sleep together in bed at night?, Is this OK to Question weight have not you called? or why tinker with both the crucifix? "

While a group of nutrition students questioned in Lepes Narda tent, about the negative consequences of trans fats, trans, in the tent of Transvestites, Transsexuals and Transgender, explaining why it is necessary to repeal national articles contravention codes that criminalize prostitution, homosexuality and transvestism.

carp "Botnia No" almost had no competitors, despite the interest of trying to spread an environmentalist who media and do not visit or interview and at other times as important as this, but less politicized. Cacho

Chestnut, Jorge Martinez, Carlitos Bala and Katunga sang all the shouting in the remix of "The Tent of Love" together 29 years later, while moving Housewives "Teresa sets the table" touted by the decline vegetables and women's liberation from home cooking to the cry of "They ask for bread, not Leo Dan, call cheese give it a bone, and they cut his throat ..."


The Oscar Padilla, philologist, violinist, playwright, scholar of social sciences, natural sciences, and scientific CONICET, poet, and marketer of choripán Mentalist, told us: "Expoferia is saving me thanks to this kilombete'm doing some coin by selling chori. Finally discussions deputies and senators do something for me ... "

And you, do not you bring your tent at the Congress Plaza yet?

Monday, June 16, 2008

What Does A High Esr Mean?

Hic! Week of May

sit in the shop, to the side of the road, taking a tin tintito Tito, I was alone. There used to drink a lot then I remember the words of Black Lavié "as Beba Bidart, no problem." And, hic!, My hiccups grew.

In Santa Lucia did not look very well the situation. The Santa pulpero Lucia had no chips or manic pa with the beer. There was, for this reason, re tense, your withholdings noticed it without counting out loud were walking.

"There is laundry day" - commented Don debauchery, landlord of the area known to be retired lieutenant working in the web portal Terra, as he remembered his poor mother who washed every day, day after day, baba while he also dropped every day they passed the girls, daughters of local landholders.

- "They are filling the pockets of currency, coin and currency, coupled with a shovel ... withholdings should be applied to domestic prices do not shoot ... if now is barbaric, or do not remember when it came K that were tied to their farms auctioned off asking them not his camper ... and now press ... "I kept taking more tintito , and ... hic!, my hiccups grew.

- "Not so" - broke the silence by an Angel before going Al Freddo was passing by, like a villager, or perhaps I thought it was an angel, hic!, What I ... my hiccups grew and grew. "The government has to make dialogue, the tax is confiscatory."
- "You cause shortages, no diesel or gasoline, throw the milk, flour needed ... "
-" You do not want to talk, imposed confiscatory taxes, the farmers are starving ... "
-" You! "
-" No, you "
-" No sah, you ... "
-" Not there ... you "
-" You are guilty, all my troubles, all my demands "- sung by minstrel clowning.

They followed, each in his own. I asked ooootro tintito, Reynaldo was among a Merlot, or JotaJota Bodegas López. And I kept giving the groom, of course, and while, hic! I grew hiccups. So I left the store, went up the road, was the 66? Or perhaps the 666? The view was cheating on me, as my late wife ... who accused me that I left it by the red, and it was not for him, nor by Luciano, no. Once, I remember ... I deceived her with Betty, the "Be" we called him, and told my wife, "I left the Be, Life", but she saw me with drink in hand, and never believe me.

And so, suddenly, hic! involved, I felt my hiccups grew and grew, my hiccups grew and dispersed throughout the country.

"It's all a matter of gender - said a fashionable dressmaker whose job it really was ... Taylor, well known genres and degenerate, while making a cut and sew in the middle of the road - if hiccups grew, insurance the hypocrisy too, and then we're in trouble, Houston ... "

Whitney continued to sing without flinching.

Hic!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Snowboarding Rail Blueprints



May 18

The Viceroy Cisneros announced to the people of Andalusia to drop by the French, and the decline of Zaragoza to the second division English football. Meanwhile, the Patriots met with the Bolivian Cornelio Saavedra, head of Patricios Regiment Reys and marzipan in sandals, considering that, as he told his friend Colonel MacriVilla, it was time to bring vironment PRO action re-tionary ideas: We have to privatize the country allowing foreign capital entering: Paris, London, Rome and other capitals of the time. And get the transvestites and send them to Lawn Tennis. Saavedra, in his jumper, indignant with vendors on the street sacabolitas Florida, was blunt: "That is discriminated against us, Bolivians, ta very bad ... we must not sell tré cubanito by weight, no ... vamo vamo INADI going to go ... "

May 19

Cornelio Saavedra and Manuel Belgrano Lezica asked the Mayor's call for a K bild Open. For his part, Juan José Castelli did the same with the trustee Leiva. This he said that leiva to warn the rest. Kristina starts reading the book "The 4 Horsemen of the Apo Kalipsis Alejandro, but he leaves a few minutes and you feel re mobile tensions.
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May 20
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Castelli and Rodriguez insist on calling for an open forum, which ultimately takes place, Olga Karina Yelly Nec Tinelli tells in Dancing with the owner soon to be purchased the new Ford Ka Bild, open, or decapotable.
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May 21
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La Sociedad Rural Argentina's Agrarian Federation, the Federación Agraria Argentina and Coninagro are prepared to criticize the government and opposition decide to do an act on May 25 in Rosario. They do not want to turn the government, but only to Cristina and under its wing. Agrarian Federation paid the first installment of the tooth of De Angelis.
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May 22
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The government finally intervened and about 200 people gather at the Town Meeting, will debate whether to follow the viceroy, although Carlos Bianchi announced that no accept pressures. They also discussed about who would run for president in the upcoming elections, if Buzzi, De Angelis, Llambías or Miguens. However, they deny that there are political issues behind. "We have no political intentions - would have secured one of the sources said sojistas ruralistas - just as they had not Nito Artaza and Blumberg"
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May 23
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Cristina Fernandez de K called to minister to the minister Fernández Fernández Fernández call another minister, so that the latter is coupled Fernández before noon with the Chief of Staff Fernandez, and so that together Fernández Fernández and F Ernandez find a solution to the issue of the field. The Church is involved asking for peace, love and donations. Buenos Aires AIDS Foundation, as well as peace and love, donates thousands of condoms titled Church and its president as "Heretic Life."
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May 24
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The people gather in the square. French, D'Elia and spread rosettes Berutti Blanquiceleste and smacks. Blanquiceleste is questioned by Racing fans whose owner also want to fill in smacks. The Patriots were going to meet at the home of Rodriguez Peña. But they did not because he was not told at Rodriguez Peña and what other street. The ruralistas, irritated, seek a dermatologist, since they are full of grain and do not know what to do.
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May 25
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were 16 in the 4 x 4. "This is the first local government" - a rural muttered. Hosts, officially supported, moreover, the chairman of the Nation, a couple of years of the bicentennial. Vicente Nario, retired, night owl, poet, leisure, betting and parapsicótico capitalist, the only survivor of the week of May 1810, he told us it was always the same refrain: "The rich always end up winning something The poor always lose, while refusing to supply the rich can have their bellies full, the poor can not do it by cutting a path and violate the Constitution. Anyway, they always win. I do not think anyone, not the government or those who claim to represent all rural. I got tired, ma yeah ... I'm going to take some wine, then ta ... "Meanwhile, in First Board, a few blocks from Acoyte, leading politicians were divided streets to do their business, the streets were Pancho Saa Vedra , Step and I, Moreno, Al Berti, Belgrano, Castelli, Azcuénaga, Matheu and Héctor Larrea.

While two separate events held by the Revolution of May, with the same ideals, although with different mode see, as always, always:
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The people want to know what it is.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Happy Birthday Wishes Romania

Olympic Games and the Fantastic 4

Elda Lai, unconditional admirer of the Dalai Lama and Tibetan representative in these payments was blunt in his complaint: "We must boycott the Beijing Olympics, the Chinese returned to Tibet, fuck." His mission was to stop the Olympic torch as a way that the public can know the Tibetan claims.


But it was not easy. Aware of what happened in France and other Lares, Torch, on this occasion was accompanied by the Man of Stone or the Mole, the Invisible Woman and Mister Fantastic, the Man of Goma. Yes sah, was the Fantastic 4 in Argentina.

Tibetan monks, along with Pepe Monje and Aldo Monges a picket armed with Agrarian Federation and Castells. "The waves are picketing now," he said as the Mummy, Benito Durante, Ruben Peuccelle, Mercenary Pepin the Clown and Joe, along with other members of the troupe Karadagián Martin, repatían eyes bites to reporters, who immediately needlestick accused the government and media give you an observatory. "This is an attack on press freedom and memory Libertad Lamarque "Noble accused from multimedia.

Fantastic 4 and had entered the country. The Mole, Stone Man, it was the Mole Moli on the pitch and threw , together with other stones, above the visiting team's defense that he had grossly fouled the "Chino" Garcé as a way of defending Chinese Tibetan rebels boycotted. Mister Fantastic, the Man of Goma, was shooting ... the leather bag (which of course was a rubber ...) in a den full of waitresses dressed very lightly, perhaps in the heat of the room. The Invisible Woman, and again passed by customs, luggage. Torch, meanwhile, wanted to learn that off, was that got heated, as we reported Llamas de Madariaga.

Finally the day arrived and the Torch did a city tour while looking at his watch Citizen to travel on previously scheduled time. And finally to Palermo, ending their journey successfully. All of them went as planned. The Tibetans who fight for human rights non-existent in Tibet, did not achieve their goal: to turn off the torch, but managed to let many people in Argentina and worldwide, that things are not working well on their land, by respect and freedom that there exist, and claim as theirs.

later, finished the day, Fantastic 4 left. Mission accomplished. The Stone Man, walked down Avenida Roca. Rubber Man was deleted. Invisible Woman went into the locker room Estudiantes de La Plata to see the Brujita Veron. And the gun was ready, the recital de la Mancha de Rolando. When he arrived, he paid tribute by the band and the audience, whom he sang to the rhythm of "Arde ciudaaaad laaa ..."

Lai Elda, at a press conference, concluding that "all good with Olympics and spirit, but the story of Tibet is not Chinese. Or is it? "

Monday, March 17, 2008

Headache And Nausea 2 Weeks After Surgery

Fernández

Fernandez, Anibal, was blunt, speaking in favor of the decriminalization of drug possession for personal use. CTI M ovistar protested about it because they felt discriminated against by the measure. Porretti strongly agreed, hoped to slip, aspired not to be deposed from office, sought ... but they put it ... He was, nevertheless, a man hard hard hard to Your Sam. He knew that his strategy was good, but ... may fail ...

Fernandez, Alberto, was very eager to criticize the president again now Boca Juniors, and also head of government of the City of Buenos Aires, and also a shareholder of several companies contracted (and be hired) by the State, Mauricio Macri. According to a source of pink, while others say it would be a fountain in the square, the chief of staff reportedly said that Mauritius is not really defending the public space belongs to everyone, it said in public to the media, and also to three-quarters of the press and prefers Macri, of having to choose, the evangelical vote, rather than for the pickers, rag pickers and other public recyclers are obstacles that entrepreneurs can do business with the trash, and I go to see if they have ID at least less vote.
"Space is public for everyone, which is handled, so are the signs that say" drive space ", or not? Is space, is public, is beyond negotiations , even more so where the people are legitimate claims, yes sah, outer space is infinite ... " said Fabio Zerpa beside himself, while a municipal official cahuete Fabio wanted to return to within it, since being out of it occupied public space.

Fernandez, K, Kristin, was with her husband, Nestor and the block of Deputies of the Front for Victory, a shantytown of Buenos Aires, to Fort Apache. There was no problem, since they were announced they went, Cristina and Nestor Block, deputies. Kristina was blunt in his speech. "The farmers' strike is not fair to the needy in the country, there can be no stoppage of the field ... if the field is stopped, the cows are falling, get scared and then give bad milk" said the spokeswoman alleged press, while the Chain O Globinho he claimed "You ... spokeswoman, spokesman ..." Kristina also said it would lower the meat and potatoes. Ratssinger, endiabladísimo perfectly furious and, as usual, again confirm that the meat will not fall because it is weak, and devil is demonic, and he is not the pope is the pope, as we mani festaba a member, virile, the clergy, who served as translator to the international press and that transpired, it would be a follower of St. Pete Burgo's.

Augusto Fernandez was next to Burrito Ortega, categorical, telling the journalist Fernández, Squirrel, which is a shame not to play the rest of the 13 minutes that detract from River to win 3 to 2 to San Juan hereto chupavino of San Martín de San Juan. "This is a summer move concocted by Grondona, and Mateyko Macri, many saints in Holy Week, San Martín, San Juan, We want to win religiously, to want us to play those minutes in Rosario ... rezándolo "said one of" the drunken of 'ta blond "while leaving a hair salon and getting into a Ford Ka, beautiful, blond, too.

Fernández, Macedonio, eating a salad, singing "Cielito Lindo" in it, to Fernandez, Willie, Fernandez recalled the amount of life that occurred in Argentina, some of them alive, such as, football, la Gata Fernandez , or the Dinosaur Susana Fernandez also perhaps, others already dead, as, politically, the Fernández Meijode, or Roque Fernandez as well.

"No. .. Krishtina, not by decree podesh unnecessary and turgidity change the name of Martin Fierro, and put Martin iron, because iron she adheres to the magnet, and magnets esho esh because LOSH políticosh Middle Eastern shon. Nooo ... Esho can buggered to Bush (I delivered it, Jojo ...). And menosh to say that shu menosh author was not Hernándezh shino Josh was Josh Fernándezh ... "

Meanwhile, on TV, the Lady of the lunches without erasing his smile said Bagley," No, well ... not so nooo "

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Waste Ink Absorber 6 I 9900

The Machine is forced.

Amid a strong bid for power the helm of the economic course, the economy minister, Martin Lousteau, today described as "totally unfounded" reports of his possible resignation and denied that there are "differences" strong with the Commerce Secretary Guillermo Moreno. "More than versions of the media are entertainment, not just the press, also the reason, trumpet, criticism, the nation and page 12!"

In Sekreto, a trader at the highest levels (because they wore stiletto high), are developing a glossy and glamorous strategy: to achieve smooth things over between Lousteau and Moreno, important parts of the gears of the economy for Kristina, who enough already are filed down.

As a first step, measured, inter alia, the consequences. After such hard work, brought out his clever plan. To do this they contacted Omar Labruna, former player and former coach of River da Olimpo Bahia Blanca. They needed their intermediation for goal achievement. But Omar was blunt: "Trying to find a Muñoz, go and go, but Pederson is more complicated. The River machine, that is, Muñoz, Moreno, Pederson, Labruna and Loustau ... .. hard to repeat .
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"Krishtina, the SOCCER PLAYERS esh no komo the Ekonomi ..."

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Cute Saying For 3 Year Old Birthday Invitation

Follow, follow, follow the dance ... PRO blemita

The mayor of the coastal town that night, tired of playing with his private secretary Burak, and lose, I looked into my eyes, and said

- "Let's bowling," daaaleee? "
- "It would be good, but that does not charge passed on to my pay yet, I have no money ..."
- "How they do not charge?"
- "Nope, the municipality said it had no money,"
- "Tonight I will fix everything, and we're going to fuck, a bowling ..."

Pinamar The night was full. People of all ages, including the Stone Age, went to eat, dance, drink or just to cheer.

- "Here fashion drugs are light, no heavy drugs because they are not top, prefer light drugs, healthier for the body. Porritt, thump, but no coca porretis no tail, no hero or heroine, no paco without Gerle "- said a regular at the spa pituco night.

owners and The Ku Alma, who had broken the ku and soul to put the jack, met with the lawyer of one of them, were concerned about a bribe that would have called on both. The lawyer was blunt: "Riquelme can not continue playing in the national team, we have a team riquelmedependiente and no vamo pa anywhere. Must Aimar put "He added:" Do not let bribes, boys ... Pay me my fee, advertise to both nightclubs in the media and the way we fall to turro that the mayor "

-" Che, and Is my salary for a while? "
-" Salary? How do I pay? "Bonus not told? I was managing it ... "Analysts

the political, allegedly based on sources Prone to recreate the past, would have ensured that, in the City of Buenos Aires, would not have happened." First we shut down everything - would have ensured - then negotiate, and negotiate, nothing like sitting in front of business entrepreneurs will be sure to understand facil.mente payment "

-" We will bring our bit in this, also will bring up clams and snails if it proved necessary to "- he said a politician from the beach while doing a little castle of sand with his son.
-" The Dolores justice should discuss issues greats as the murderers of heads are loose and set aside this nonsense about nonexistent bribes only waste time and money "- added a stalwart of the community president.
-" I am a victim of entrepreneurs night ... it only causes me pain, chest pains, stomach pains, aches and pains Courts Barreiro. I love my mamaaaaá "- reportedly said the local mayor.
- "Justice will be responsible for clarifying the facts" - he had Elba Lneario his great friend, Clara, dark.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

When Is Prayer Of The Faithful In Wedding



Mauricio While in his office dispatched the kid who brought you the Evian mineral water, as he is a person dee bian, imagining listening new dance steps to practice well to handle Gabriela Lobo loose, tied lamb " of the Round. "Round, round, bottomless pit" crooned his Chief of Staff Professor, Horace, while rummaging the pockets of his pants

Despite having told the press that would not raise taxes, to Carlos Saul decided des facho tadamente renege on its promise. Recoleta secluded ladies, once dreamed of the mustache MM, binds to the rude shouting epithets middle-class residents. Media asshole, for having voted. "It's not fair, sory ... but said he would not raise imupestos" - manifested a lady tufted Barrio Norte, while another even more tufted, commented, "Well, if that money is used to wipe out the villages and cut off legs to tread the Capital cartoneros if, as seems to me a wonderful ... "Look like TiemBloG

had access to 10-point plan Macri for these 4 years, we do know:

1. Tax increase Lighting, Sweeping and Cleaning between 100% and 300% for that money paid the salaries of new officers PRO.

2. Social Work ObSBA intervene to prevent scams not make good (not the De Vido) consent.
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3. Remove the cardboard train, carts of rubbish, and finally to the pickers.
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4. Juggling the traffic lights and wipers should remove a sanitary, payable to the municipality, com a way to tax, which may be made at any branch Easy payment, otherwise it will seize and sequester sponges, Baldecitos, balls, and other appliances.
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5. The club Boca Juniors on loan receive, what happened as data, the ecological reserve, where it will bring all the couples that are looking more than quality, especially the promiscuous and homosexual patients.
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6. Since we are in the promiscuity, the hairs out of the transvestites of the red areas of Flores and the Rose and the compulsively take the side of Brook to practice on the side of the province, obbbbbvvvvio.
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7. Browse the street in principle between 2,000 and 2,500 workers, gnocchi, or salami, or save. Then review each case to continue shrinking the state laid off people and include people of high trust. Close also the TV channel Television City Open, and remove the Guardia Urbana, obtaining step to demonstrate that, unlike what it says Cristina and her husband, is still growing unemployment in the country.
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8. Eliminating the villas, but they disturb the Villa 1114, to the Villa 31, the residents of Villa Devoto, Villa Park and Julio Ricardo Villa. People on the street must pay a toll to sleep under the freeway or be towed to wherever or Isla Maciel.
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9. Veto the bill providing for the creation of the State Key Laboratory of Drug Production for the City, whose goal was to produce low-cost medications for those most vulnerable, despite its establishment has been approved by the Legislature.
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10. The inhabitants of the Capital will have priority for attention on indigent presumed to come from the provinces, creating a logical distinction between citizens first and second (or even third). Gabriela

Mauritius takes out a while to see how you go fight by the president of the nation without being president of Boca to review some papers, being that now, some of the 10 points are being met, but Horacio Rodriguez's turret.

By the way, is already starting to get good Buenos Aires, no?