Thursday, December 27, 2007

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The last great dance

After 25 years of successful career at home and abroad, including his unforgettable way the American Ballet Theatre, the Praying Deodo Valet and forming his own company, Ballet Argentino, Julio Bocca said goodbye to thousands people in an outdoor show in the most emblematic of Buenos Aires: the Obelisk.
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Throughout his career he received numerous awards and honors, and danced as guest artist at the Royal Ballet of London, the Moscow Bolshoi, the Kirov in Leningrad, la Zarzuela in Madrid, the Royal Danish Ballet Denmark, the Ballet of the Opera in Oslo, the Stuttgart Ballet in Germany, the Ballet of the Paris Opera and the Alla Scala in Milan among others.

However, sources Alla Scala in Milan, contradictory, would argue otherwise, denying the story that you would face the obelisk was the last big dance of Julio Bocca.

- "Lies, lies, and not so, sir ... it was the last dance, but not the last "great" dance Bocca, who was not at the Obelisk, and it was in July, once in December and in Japan, yeah .. . ate four seeds of the mouth, ate "- reportedly said the AC Milan player Kaka, perhaps the most Kirchner among Brazilians, delighted in life.

Let Elba, dancer, choreographer, environmental, technical consultant, mentalist and selling erotic lingerie, we expressed the great loss to the dance with the removal of the dancer.

"Art lovers will regret? And lovers of dance? And the music lovers? What Vélez Nazarene lovers? What Polino lovers and Gonzalez Oro?

Thursday, December 13, 2007

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Bocca Return to Tunnel Don Zoilo

I'm leaving. I'm going back to the tunnel.
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I basically based on own experiences, but also some others. I remember the time I entered the tunnel, wonderful, with a white light in the background that was slowly enlarging , dazzling almost blind. Thankfully, a blind, which had consulted a seer, flower sticks hit me in the middle of your neck, which made out of railway tracks and the train José León Suárez - Withdrawal barely touch me.
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Another time was in Amerika, in the dark tunnel, dimly lit by bright light who used cell phones to taste visually.
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Finally, remember that time when I went to holy places to enter Sabato The Tunnel. Ernesto shitting me out, did not understand my spirituality.
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In particular, I wanted to refer to that again in that empepado wrong, I began to feel in a long tunnel, with strange lights, like a river of wisdom that flew over me. What a fool was to reach Santa Fe and Paraná from the underwater tunnel Hernandarias after smoke a pipe.
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This time I want to go further. Contact with the angels, Cali fornia and Connecticut. In particular I'm looking for an angel, Angel Labruna for me to pass the formula to raise again the best club, River Plate.
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also this time I go past the toll barriers as far as the last time. The drug, like life, is a trip saying goes, but from the fact that there is a stretch, and the distance to the fact there is a saying. In other words, I went back, but in truth I was wanting more. So therefore I decided to return to the tunnel.
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do not know when I will return. Maybe tomorrow. Perhaps past. Perhaps next week (if it comes next week, because I would not do the same, or others). I have wanted to interview the great, Einstein, Alexander the Great, Louis Pasteur, Gandhi, Mother Teresa Calcutta, Favaloro, Gilda, Rodrigo and Norman Erlich. I have intentions to seek among the scholars of the great enigmas of life, cure cancer, to square the circle and the winner of Dancing for a Dream.
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I have some miedito is verdát, I have a fear of it like what is beyond it, and send all this earthly world to the mother that bore reputísima. In that case, I say goodbye, yes, he sent me the telegram, I say goodbye, I indemnify and but I do believe although I have fear of losing his mind, as a lawyer friend when he lost the trial, went berserk.
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If I return, I hope to have my body embalmed or freezer, lest they become World Cup pal and I learned that I have no physical body available. Ojito, or even think. By then, maybe Mara Villa, a wonder, a very PRO mine who works the safety issue with an iron hand, proposes to second to Mauritius on a presidential ticket-Villa Macri. Against a good formula K. Kualquiera either version.
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If early, do not make noise that I'm half lazy pa up.


VS

Saturday, November 24, 2007

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Pride in Elections

Rudesindo Don Don Zoilo and had arrived at the Congress Plaza. They saw a stage in front of the square and, as gauchos and minstrels rude people, they rose to it and began to make some mates.
- "Ta Congress pretty ..."
- "Pssé ..."

"We want the same rights with the same names, marriage for everyone ... no discriminatory civil union that allows legal equality ..." - said a les girl agarradita of his girlfriend's little hands were.

"We come for the music and dance ... is a celebration of pride, want to see play the Roland Garcha and also view Palo Syrup "had several kids that walked like a horde friend, also with a fat friend.

hawkers offered in seven colors representing flags, coffee, soft drinks, energy drinks and especially gaytoreid. Los Osos, not at all dull, showed their grit and tenacity, while showing a trans girls, bizarre nipple.

Mauritius to monitor everything, and knowing the importance of prevention of sexually transmitted diseases, had disguised giant condom. Frenchified management officials, which makes a ball that is, had followed exactly the Forras instructions not to sound to the organization of the march, winning by that fact, the ability to continue participating in an administration that will not go to Buenos Aires to be as good in terms of human rights in general and the gay / them in particular. The

of the CHA, somewhat repetitive, dance cha cha cha, the Arg LGBT Federation, the largest group, the march took a clean sweep with bears everywhere, leathers and other fucking, cakes and transport across the country. INADI (Inst. Nac against discretion.) Was also present, along with many straight people, some of whom wanted to support the party and the claim, others simply wanted to support something other than the support ... All right ...

About 19 hours left of Plaza de Mayo carriages filled with people dancing to different rhythms, one of them even live music to the Plaza Congreso, where Don Zoilo was taking a few bitter together to Rudesindo saw, almost embarrassed, as some 25,000 souls (and bodies, of course ...) were arriving at the square with banners calling for repeal of codes that criminalize homosexuality even today in different provinces, or repeal of the ban gays to donate blood, or equal rights with the same names for straight, bi, homo, trans, and they all dance around the makeshift floats. Gradually
stage he was surrounded. Don Zoilo, second, stood with his rudeness almost unparalleled, and with the complicity of Rudesindo, took the microphone (we omit some obvious jokes ...) and before the music began to emerge from the speakers, only managed, at the rate of that music, to say

- "I ..., Zoi-what I am" The sexual patovica

of bowling, showing his lomosexual, told us that night, as the girls celebrated with cupcakes, and the boys gave the rattle, there were two farmers that will mate, mate is ...

- "Zoilo ..."
- "Mmm ..."
- "We were yerba mate ... no ... no, what a shame "
-" Something will, penis not your soul. "

Friday, October 26, 2007

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- The algentinos are in the bottom, all pol crazy election. Algentinos politicians say a post fight pol loglal shovel prune the bienestal the village - said a Korean Chinese super around here.

- Yes, Velden - supermercadito teller said China, a beauty it - I was with a algentino last night he had a good choice.


It was 18:00 pm and in different latitudes ...

The Aktual kien kasa of exercises the executive power of Argentina is eskuchaba the following dialogue:

- Kris, and reached the exit polls, Feedback fill yours!
- Mmm, how good, his mouth full of botox ... - Said softly.

Jorge Sobisch, sipping a coffee that was just 100% ready, let's pray to St. Francis of Assisi, and cursed be made Jorge Asís sharing the presidential ticket with him. That is 100% secure. Because insurance is taken prisoner, not the one who killed Fuentealba.

El Alberto, the feud Cuyo, ordered to remain where posters appeared triumphant with Eva Esther Goris, the new champion of the poor. The Adolfo, Carlo, Take the door and the rest of the new policy, people lamented memory.

Elisa was Luis Majul program, who asked incisive as "Lilith, the sambayon you like with cherries or almonds? You do not like ice cream? You buy often?" "Lilith, comes the Day of Fight against AIDS. You, you did Elisa test?" Lilith did not evade any questions, took them all ahead.

Former Minister Lavagna who had closed its campagna at full blast, he realized that people know that he Lavagna, but not Laenjuaga. And that's not right, because that is pure froth. And if a cougar, you must exit the third, as in the rugby world.

López Murphy, made an urgent visit to the Pasteur Institute in order to ensure free from rabies. Macri about it, and by the next presidential campaign, said: "Hopefully this is homophobia, not only hydrophobicity." We can not have a pine not let us see those who precede us.
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- Daddy, Daddy, why if I throw the paper into the basket buttons, and if I put it in an urn, the vote?
- If it boots, you see no more. If you vote, hacete office.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

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- "The public is well, Tom, one day you clap, the day after whistles ... I like the bun." - Ates Tom was telling his representative, Ginos Berti. All I knew already. His promotion had been vertical ginosa. And almost without reason. Now wanted to quote in euros.

Beto Carotene, an employee of the firm Glo Cot, suggested at a press conference to a boycott against the rise of Tom Ates. Yes, a good Boy to make the Tom down, he had been told about that this Tom Boy I got very cherry.

The territory was ex-tense, but the weather, it was still tense. Tom Ates, bad flash, empepado anything, had gone through the roof. How do you get off? The oldest of the guild (affectionately dubbed "the plant") met in Assembly (almost Av La Plata) self convened and went to the corn grain. Were the / the usual, Elsa pallitas, Susana Horia, Elba Nana, pineapple Ferreyra (Tololo friends say ...), Lettuce Roa, Agustina Cherry, A. CELG, the soprano Maria Callas Baza, Jes Carola, Pepin the Clown, Edgar Alan Leek, Batata Clerc, Mandi Oca, Mote Ka (from the Eastern community) Flor Coly, Mecha Lotte, Gil Perez, Fanny Nito, Lola Berry and Ms. Pera, wife of hopelessness (which is pear hopelessness). They spoke with a nephew of Miguel Angel Toma, Toma Tito, he would have charged along with Tomatito Pena, the former 2, Argentinos Jrs. and River, to link with Tom Ates. According to the defense said, they knew how to download it to Tom, they had the Pepa and the Pope. Upon hearing this, from the Vatican spokesman Rattssinger, came out to defend the female character of the Holy Father.

"Pope Benedict denies that he is" the "Pope. He is" the "Pope. The call it that we can send it straight to hell, then purgatory can not go because we've closed that den of iniquity, where many sinners on Earth did the good girl to go to Heaven. Where can never get these rebels and heretics homosexuals. With regard to lesbians, not yet decided the matter, and that gives us both Asquith. "

Tom finally managed to download it. Nobody knows whether it will be for long. Just as when the price of meat cows moo said nothing, nor Tom is said about it. Colorado, plump, with short hair dyed green, rejected by those who sought him as always, he returned to where it came from.

Building the move, a former employee of the INDEC, become an entrepreneur, John Lass, came to promote their economic tomatoes, INDEC price ... with a cart and a megaphone in the neighborhood of La Boca, shouting "... Lass ... tomato, tomato Lass ... " A politician who was walking mustache through the neighborhood take the hint ... or gave the hint, and shouted: "Shut up you want, it is forbidden to have problematic as you type!"

getting dark. It was then that Lass said the politician. "I better go. Buonanotte."

Saturday, September 29, 2007

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"NASA probe called" Dawn "and departed from Cape Canaveral." - Said the press spokesman for NASA, John Secada Cossa. La Naza Velez
called "down" a dog that takes the position immediately to the order of their inflated personal trainer. "I prefer a Personal Trainer Trainer to Movistar, has more coverage ..." - Told us proud of ... the ... well, actress, star, what I ...

The probe, made a journey of eight years in order to reach the dwarf planet Ceres and asteroid Vesta.

'"We came here to study minor planets, asteroids, and deltoid" - told us a bit confused the Naza coach. "We want to reach Vesta and Nazarene Ceres and meet new latitudes "- continued the trainer, the Naza while adding," I do know Latitude 33, I was told is that the Termidor coolest "

space probe" Dawn "on a journey of eight years study the dwarf planet Ceres, in order to analyze it and offer you work in a circus with a star and a moon bearded juggler, and study the asteroid Vesta in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter, which will be Tuesday and Wednesday. tists

lot (it was 100 tists) called, with snacks in the mouth in the middle of the banquet, said they hope to obtain information about the origin of Xul Solar System, about 4,600 million years old. They could learn about human evolution, the eventual form of appearance of the dinosaurs on Earth and understand the habitat in which they have bred and originally moved Mirtha Legrand, Gerardo Sofovich and Countess Chicoff.

"The original intention was that the operation was done in July - we were told from the point of departure of the ship - but Julio Bocca would not, well the operation was repeatedly postponed because the anesthesiologist had not come because of bad weather and technical problems. In addition there were problems in the office with abrevalijas who stayed with food tablets of the crew thought they were Alplax and Rivotril. "

" Sooooon-daaaas, nothing muaa ... between your life and my viiiiiida ... "- singing howling Hebe Vido, somewhat drunken, excited by the news. Hebe Vido although I do not remember, "said Hebe, fascinated by the subject of the probe traveling, looking, somewhat confused," Journey to the Narrow "per channel Venus.